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Not A Hoover Being A Man
My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska

explosivesprinkles:

dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

theyarerealtome:

greatkunglao:

I think these are the best words in the world that man can hear from a woman.

When a woman appreciates you and would put you above any kind of perfection, you must hold for it and never let her go. Because she loves you - a person. This is literally a living treasure.

#And can we appreciate what this means for Chandler? # Chandler whose been undervalued and ignored his whole life? #His parents barely noticed him,# all his other girlfriends left him for other guys,# he spent his relationship with Monica paranoid someone else# - Richard, Jeffrey, Don her ‘soulmate’, even Joey# - was better for her than him.# And then Monica just stands up # and tells him he is more important than what had been the biggest dream of her life# better than ‘the most perfect guy in the world’#

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug EXTRAS.

 I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RN :’)

mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.


Nikolaj Coster-Waldau by Bjorn Iooss (Vogue Italy)

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau by Bjorn Iooss (Vogue Italy)

frostingpeetaswounds:

[3 minutes later] still in highly conductive salt water

Rob and Thomas

metaphors are as dumb as analogies
a simile
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