Not A Hoover Being A Man

muralofsolitude:

(Alan Bradley, The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie)

(Alan Bradley, The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie)

Hayffie is dominating my life

When I wake up: Hayffie
When I shower: Hayffie
When I eat breakfast: Hayffie
When I brush my teeth: Hayffie
When I go to school: Hayffie
When I do my homework: Hayffie
When I eat dinner: Hayffie 
When I browse Tumblr: Hayffie
When I go to bed: Hayffie

kaffrun:

oh god

Effie Trinket is my spirit animal.

eff1e-tr1nk3t:

I love her.

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

pantsareunwelcome:

I know that feel, bro.

Lauren has decided that I shall have three daughters: Trinket, Effie and Mahogany.

I don’t live at home with my parents anymore. I live in the Hayffie tag

Ships I will go down with

Hayffie (Haymitch/Effie)

McRiddle (Minerva/Tom)

McDumbles (Albus/Minerva)

Chelsie (Charles/Elsie)

Johnlock (John/Sherlock - I don’t know the actual name of this pairing. Is there one? It just seems like we all just ship them but there’s no name for it…)

Grags (Grantley/Mags - Waterloo Road. Made up ship names ftw!)

Ms. Norbury/ Principal Duvall (Mean Girls)

capitolconfessions:

I beleive that Haymitch and Effie are a couple and no one will ever convince me otherwise.